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Eurovision Party 2012

Just over a week left until Eurovision. I’m a little excited. The more I think about it the more excited I get. I think I just came a little.

Now to be honest I’m not expecting this year to the most amazeballs eurovision experience of my life. It won’t be as good as 2010. Nor will any song be as good as Eric Saade’s popular in 2011. Ong just thinking about himBethany song made me come a little again.

So my favourite this year is quite obviously Loreen’s euphoria from Sweden. Is say this is quite obvious because it’s Sweden, home of the most gorgeous men on the planet, and also because it just a jammin’ track. Yes I said jammin’. What of it? Get outta my grill yo!

Anyways other notable songs are Norway’s Tooji with stay and Cyprus’s La La Love by some Iva chick. Spain could be a top performer (for once) and I really think the guy from Germany is a total babe. Shame the song is pretty crap.

So preparations for the party are underway. I already have my costume prepared, with accompanied makeup. I have taken the whole week off work to prepare. I am planning on baking all these delicious cupcakes and carefully creating the flags of various participating countries flags. I need to make punch too. So much to do!!! I plan on having an ongoing commentary on my twitter account also @chadlington.

Ad the drinking games that are going to be played. This is why Eurovision exists. Who cares about world peace or whatever they say the reasons for Eurovision is. No one actually cares unless it’s some poor european country that no one cares about. Like England.

I’m hoping for new hotties to perve on. Like I said thought. They won’t be as gorge as Eric Saade.

I just came a little again. If I keep this up I’ll be done in about 2 minutes.


Chadlington: Party Planer Extrodinaire

Tomorrow is Daniels birthday party. This is first party I have ever planned for him, and as such, it needs to be spectacular. I’m talking the grand fucking royal gall ball of birthday parties. Not exactly like that, that was a slight over exaggeration. More like a really fancy shindig.

I have made it a costume party, and the theme is Heroes vs Villains. I’m of course going as a hero, and she is not male. Why have I done this you ask? I enjoy being the centre of attention, even at my own husbands birthday. Don’t judge me…

The one thing I hate about party planning is that you never know how many people are going to come… I mean people say they are coming and “see ya there” or “I’ll try and make it, hopefully I see you later”. All lies. Lies lies lies lies lies lieslieslieslies etc. I take it with a grain of salt.

I’m really looking forward to the shindig (new favourite word) because I’m
Hoping to see a lot of people I haven’t seen since the wedding. It because I love the man and enjoying working for him constantly. Again, all lies.

That reminds me… I need to bake a cake…

I have sent out he notes to the neighbours informing them of our intention to throw a raging party shindig at our place and told them that we will turn the music down at 12AM. All lies.

So here’s to a hangover from the shindig tomorrow night. Hoping to see you all there, I love you all.

(all lies) x Chadlington